Great you're reading.

WWWEEEEELLLLL, now I am on this site and...uh..

Yeah...

Watch for my new series (556 endorsed {not clock crew obviously OMFG, and how did they find this? ninjas..}) ASK TEH NINJA...

It's sort of like a rip-off/parody/tribute thing that hopefully will please the all knowing The Ninja and he won't kill us all.

Of course, because I'm a ninja, I can hide from all that.

BUT, you're screwed.

So now that we got that out of the way, I'm going to speak an ancient, deadly, ninja language that only the true ninjas on the site can understand...

omgroflmao Ican'tw8 4mahkneoughseariez calledasktehninja,causeliek iamtotally theonlytehninjaeverzorslololol lmaoroflburgers, tiem to kill some frenchfries.

Any questions or suggestions, please ask me on this site, or Orochimaru556 on newgrounds.com

or Kisame556@yahoo.com

No I am NOT a big Naruto freak, Those are just wacky names..uh...

I LOOK FORWARD...oh wait, ninjas don't like all caps..

I look forward to slowly chipping away at your self respect and dignity thus causing low self-esteem and Ergo less friends to back you up when I kill you soon!