...a little help would be kinda nice.
As a new as a Newbie can possibly be, i'm totally lost with this whole Ninja thing. If anyone does happen to somehow see my profile (though i don't really see how anyone could or would...), and actually reads this silly blog thing, i'd REALLY appreciate some help.

Being a Newbie is kind of lonely. And confuzzling.

i mean, what, exactly, is the point of these profile thingies? How do you see others' profile thingies? Why are some of The Ninja's backrounds blue, and some red? Doesn't he realize that the red ones are so much better for him (though the blue ones bring out his eyes)? How does he pick the best questions? Doesn't he get a little warm in all that black? Does he ever wear shoes? Or socks, for that matter? What IS the circumfrance of a moose?!
And, perhaps most importantly, where do i go to ask The Ninja a question??

Well, if you are still reading this, and can answer any of my questions, you'd just about make my day, let me tell ya.

Thanks a zillion and a half,

~eLs
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