Super Piggy Can Beat All OF Your Ninja's. You are all pansies. Put that on your Podcast and smoke it bizzatch!

I just liked to to HOLA ME AMIGOS! And that i look forward to posting more blogs soon!
yours truly, Death Chillada

*Ninja: A rather confused individual who likes sneaking around at night in his pajamas.

*Ninjutsu: The art of being confused and sneaking around in your pajamas

*Aikido: Origami with people

* Kempo: Percussion class with people as the drums

* Jiu-jitsu: people who fold your laundry for you----while you are still wearing it.

* Tai Chi: just like standing still, only faster.

*Karate: The primary purpose of this art is the destruction of wood and other natural products. Most Karate styles have a placing on Green Peace's most wanted list. This art will be outlawed by most countries by the turn of the century. Karate people enjoy pain, this is shown by their habit of fighting with their fists on their hips.

*Kendo: A strange and unusual past-time involving hitting each other with sticks and making in-human sounds. Could be a cult ??

*Kung fu: A generic term for a majority of the Chinese martial arts. Many of these arts involve the emulation of animals. Many students of Pray Mantis spend years attempting to obtain the other 4 legs while students of Monkey Kung-fu tend to find themselves being carted off by men in white lab coats.

*Tae kwon do: An unusual martial art that relies on its followers to have the flexibility of a professional ballet dancer.

*Tai chi chuan: Another unusual art that promises ultimate power from moving very slowly for many years. The drawback being that by the time you develop the ultimate power you are close to death anyway.

Well, this is my first blog over at this amazing site. I've been watching the episodes for a while now, and they are great. I have never seen something so original.
Anyways, I'll start out real slow.

woohoo first entry, rick james biatch. This is a prequel to the 140 739 cult of ninja assasssins that dominate mankind and all other various wrestlers, along with humankind (the race of men and women).Muaha ha ha ha!!!