Drink from the chalice
Sip the Dragon’s fiery breath
So fast the beast fell

So I was at the pet store today and was attacked by a chinchilla, or should I say, ninchilla. The little bastard used his star shaped food as weapons and everything. Hey askaninja....how does one stop a ninchilla?

Yeah. Im a Ninja.
In my spare time I stalk random people on the streets, make "lists", and eat ninja toast.

I occasionally attack people jst for the fun of it. You slowly creep up behind them an

Is there a ninja training school where one can study the sacred arts?

As a ninja, do you think Chuck (chick) Norris is gay. Would you still feel ok kicking his ass?