Ask A Ninja - kill

hi

mosher666 — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:05:39 -0500

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Children suck

bob the ninja — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:26:33 -0600

Today a small child asked me for some spare change.
So I Shoe Powered© their DooJoo© face.
Aw yeeeah!
Small children suck,
as they know not my awesome Ninja skills,
and have no idea their life will end soon.
Old people are more funner coz you can see the fear in their eyes and in the wet patch of their pants.
Or am I confused again?
I will have to think about this one.
I think.
Or will I?
I'm too ninja for you.

Rodger

El Pirate — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:28:09 -0600

Invisible man
Swift, black, impending Death Star
The doom of Rodger

Ode to my Black Knight

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:59:29 -0600

Truth a Ninja has
Questions asked bring certain doom
A small price for love

A Ninja Apocalypse

El Pirate — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:54:44 -0600

Come to me my fate
Cast in the image of death
No, I won’t complain

question for the ninja

drathmoor — Wed, 1 Nov 2006 21:10:42 -0600

Is it possible to kill the same person more than once?
sincerely, Mike.

where can i hide?

thrakx — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:58:07 -0500

My hiding skills have become so advanced I can hide in between the notes of a song. Not just any song, but specifically the song: "Urgent" by the band Foriegner, who I think were Rock-ninja's in their own 80's way you know?
Now this doesnt mean I have to play the song "urgent" when I want to hide from somebody or kill them, this just means that I JUST figured out how to do it while practicing my kata.
So thats pretty sweet.

Oh and that axapirate guy is PISSED off aT ninjas. holy SHIT!!!

I dare you!

alastor-the-ninja — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 23:38:13 -0500

I swear to God!!! If any of you people decide to get into groups of friggen 20 and bum rush fast food restaurants right as they are tryin to close. Heed these words. When I find you, I will gut you, hang you will your own entrails, and make you watch the teletubbies until you die slowly and painfully. I mean it too.