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Ask A Ninja Question 82 "Ninja Book Club"

digitalfilmmaker — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:40:42 -0500

The Ninja discusses his new Nija Handbook with some of his buddies.

Find out more about the Handbook at AskANinjaBook.com

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Question for Ninja

Mayonnaise9393 — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:29:00 -0500

Do Ninjas have kids?
If so, what does a ninja kid do when it's take your child to work day?

Jake: Sayre, PA

Update! Caninja Confusion!

Ninja Rich — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:43:32 -0500

Yo ninjas and fellow caninjas. I just wanted to make something crystal clear...for those of you who watch these episodes regularly...you might be sitting there thinking..."WAIT A MINUTE...CANINJAS ARE ALREADY NINJA DOGS!?!?!!?!? (Episode 11) WTF....AM I JUST FREAKING OUT OR LOSING IT?!?!?"
The answer is yes.
But to clarify...the AA Ninja...as I refer to him as...a little game we play...I call him an AA Ninja...he tries to kill me....what was I saying....oh right....the ninja in Episode 11 was killed by an omnibus (says a lot for wearing black @ night) that didn't even see him..rendering the use of 'Caninja' open to the public..I've already sent away for a patent so don't even bother...notice the subtle changes?? Like the blue background...and uh.....a happier ninja...I think and uh....yeah.
So there is your answer to a question you didn't even ask.
We caninjas look forward to killing you soon EH!

P.S. Although we are killers in the climates up here...we are in no way related to www.caninja.com...although I think you should check it out!
Keep reaching for the shirukens!

Ask a ninja episodes

Ults — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:15:16 -0500

Yeah... i just watched all the ask a ninja episodes up to 44 on you tube and sent in a question. i love this show!

ninja stealth

wecfutreninja — Thu, 7 Jun 2007 13:36:38 -0500

Just want to now how ninja sneak around to you?

im a ninja

nickonator — Fri, 25 May 2007 18:05:41 -0500

dear ninja
how do you feel about the ninja turtles and what kind of relationship do you have with them

What about the Robot Ninja's?

bobinja — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:55:56 -0500

Dear AskANinja,

Domi Arigato Mr. Ninjato. Like you, as a Ninja I have seen and done it all and there is almost nothing in these dimensions and universes that I fear... except for the Robot Ninja's. I was traveling forward through the dimension of time for a little R&R. As I was materializing, at my destination in the year 4303, I noticed a black shadowy figure advancing towards me. Naturally, in my mind, the only thing that could possibly sense my arrival was another Ninja. I was right, it was another Ninja, a Robot Ninja. I took all of my power and skill just to avoid every attack this master machination had to offer. I used every weapon known in existence and even some that don’t. Nothing could scratch or put a dent into it. In an act of desperation I used my patented ten-finger grasp of death and spirit warped this metal maniac to the nearest black hole. Exhausted and completely drained of energy I collapsed on the ground victorious. I had met my equal and defeated it. And then the ground started to rumble, as I looked up I gasped. Charging toward me were a hundred thousand more of the same Robot Ninja's. With the last of my energy I dematerialized to enter the dimension of time and just as I finished I saw a hundred thousand swords slice through my ethereal body. As I moved backward through time I didn’t sense any of the Robot Ninja's following me but I fear that I may have shown them the way. May the Ninja Gods help us all if the Robot Ninja's ever find their way to our time.

Sincerely,
Bobinja

I had a question for the Ninja!!!

Snipedindahed — Tue, 6 Feb 2007 11:51:45 -0600

I was wondering were a ninaj would get his uniform and how i can get one?

So I was wondering....

eLs — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:38:49 -0600

Does The Ninja ever wear shoes? Or socks?
I mean, all you really see is his top half. Except for the live performance, i've never seen so much as a glimpse of his legs, let alone his feet. Have you?

Come to think of it, do ANY Ninjas wear shoes?

Ninja Claus

flakyfrodo — Fri, 8 Dec 2006 01:12:15 -0600

I think Santa is a ninja, and my girlfriend says he's magic. Who is right?

Pet Ninja

ninjilla — Tue, 5 Dec 2006 22:29:38 -0600

So I was at the pet store today and was attacked by a chinchilla, or should I say, ninchilla. The little bastard used his star shaped food as weapons and everything. Hey askaninja....how does one stop a ninchilla? I mean I ran like hell....

color

guitarscan — Mon, 4 Dec 2006 23:28:21 -0600

do all ninjas wear black or do some wear red, blue, green, white, tan, or indigo

sinserly
Phil Scanzani, pelham, NH

ASKING A NINJA....ABOUT KUNOICHI (FEMALE NINJA)

night_warrior34 — Sun, 3 Dec 2006 20:26:11 -0600

Could you please shed some light on those lovely lady ninja....

Ask A Ninja.....

Inindo — Mon, 6 Nov 2006 23:39:50 -0600

I seen White, Grey, Blue, Royal Blue, and Dark Red Ninjas.....

WHAT DO THE COLORS MEAN??? ANY SPECIFIC SYMBOL??????????

do ninjas play world of wacraft?

ninjajacob — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:04:33 -0500

do ninjas play world of wacraft and if they do what class and race would you be?

jacob.mcm

What is happening to the Ninjas??? The n00bish 1s I mean???

Zeras — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:27:05 -0500

I would like to know if there was
a big event like Mortal Kombat like
going on within the Ninja Clans, because
I just picked up my mail from the hidden
palm tree of FL (No it's not Florida).
ahhh.... And the letter was about the Compition
that I had missed, plus where are the n00bish ninjas
are they being kick out of ninja schools??

your asian freind *cough*/ahhh well rival ninja dude
-ZMX_0wnzU.... ..

How do I

yogi147 — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:59:58 -0500

umm how do I ask you a question, if this is how I do it then I wanted to ask you, What do you think of the teenage mutant ninja turtles? and whats the meaning of life?

Ask A Ninja: Question 11 "Ninja Dogs" - WMV

digitalfilmmaker — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:10:57 -0600

John asks the Ninja if he can train his dog to be a ninja.

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Ask A Ninja: Question 11 "Ninja Dogs"

digitalfilmmaker — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:06:29 -0600

John asks the Ninja if he can train his dog to be a ninja.

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