Ask A Ninja - ninja

band or shop?

NinjaWannabe101 — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:50:55 -0500

It's times like today that I wish I were a Ninja...I have two afterschool activities I would love to be in, but they are both during the same time and day...Jazz Band and Building Club...
I've chosen the Building club because I am not in Shop and I have enough band as it is...But still...If only, if only....Being a ninja would mean I would probably be able to do both, if my knowlege of them is correct...

Alas, I must go....(stupid online poker has infected my stepmothers mind...)

Ninja or Pirate

allaroundgeak — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:55:43 -0500

Which is better Ninjas or pirates

Findings

Miss_Enigma — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:15:10 -0500

I found this site through Youtube. First I watched a couple episodes there, then I just typed in the address to get more, since I haven't laughed that hard in months. I am glad though, I have found a place to be my ninja self without the threat of Pirates.

I'm new

thegreatme — Thu, 2 Aug 2007 12:30:55 -0500

Hey i'm new at the whole "Ask A Ninja" member. NOt the whole Ninja thing NO nO NO I have been a ninja for as long as i can remember. Anyways how exactly do you get to "Ask A Ninja" because i have to ask him a question? SO if ANYONE can tell me please do OK GOOOOOD.

Don't Read.

Cipher Teh Ninja — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:30:08 -0500

Great you're reading.

WWWEEEEELLLLL, now I am on this site and...uh..

Yeah...

Watch for my new series (556 endorsed {not clock crew obviously OMFG, and how did they find this? ninjas..}) ASK TEH NINJA...

It's sort of like a rip-off/parody/tribute thing that hopefully will please the all knowing The Ninja and he won't kill us all.

Of course, because I'm a ninja, I can hide from all that.

BUT, you're screwed.

So now that we got that out of the way, I'm going to speak an ancient, deadly, ninja language that only the true ninjas on the site can understand...

omgroflmao Ican'tw8 4mahkneoughseariez calledasktehninja,causeliek iamtotally theonlytehninjaeverzorslololol lmaoroflburgers, tiem to kill some frenchfries.

Any questions or suggestions, please ask me on this site, or Orochimaru556 on newgrounds.com

or Kisame556@yahoo.com

No I am NOT a big Naruto freak, Those are just wacky names..uh...

I LOOK FORWARD...oh wait, ninjas don't like all caps..

I look forward to slowly chipping away at your self respect and dignity thus causing low self-esteem and Ergo less friends to back you up when I kill you soon!

Figured I'd give it a shot

nbalovich — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:24:44 -0500

Yeah it's dorky. I'm a chiropractor so it all comes back to the nervous system.

Q: So being a ninja is pretty physically demanding. Do ninja’s see chiropractors?

A: No we go to ninja-practors
There is no soft comfy waiting rooms or chairs but lots of walls with spring loaded knives.
The Ninja Assistant throws a clipboard with razor edges at you and you have to fill it out while its still in the air.
You have to fight your way down a hallway full of traps and pits to get to the treatment room.
You leap into the room and while you are bouncing around the walls the ninja-practor leaps from the shadows, you don’t know if he's going to kill you or adjust you, and "ADJUST" he vanishes into the darkness.
Then you have to drop a smoke bomb and jump up into the ceiling and escape down a secret tunnel as the guards burst into the room.
Its pretty touch and go but that’s a small price to pay for a healthy nervous system.

If you haven't visited us yet come to www.drbalovich.com.

i'm the chosen oane

comosicus26 — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:39:57 -0500

I'm a ninja from roumania....my secret names is comosicus
I'm a very skilled ninja
I'm have many ninja skill's
1.I'm groing in a year like others in 365 days
2.i can shift in a dog...but never rin-tin-tin(i dont know whay)
3 I can wacht a jean cloude van damme mouvie ....with out kill myself

Dont Ever Touch A Ninja's Car

Nightmist666 — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 19:01:48 -0500

This is one of the many Ninja Movies I star in

Samurai vs. Ninjas

Yun Yamka — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:20:37 -0500

Is the fight scene in THE LAST SAMURAI, in which ninjas are defeated in their own ambush, a propaganda message that ninjas can't hold their own against samurai? I was thinking about it during the entire scene, and wondered why the director and actors haven't....disappeared. Please respond.

ninja stealth

wecfutreninja — Thu, 7 Jun 2007 13:36:38 -0500

Just want to now how ninja sneak around to you?

Swords & Accessories

Kakashi-Sensei — Mon, 4 Jun 2007 11:03:41 -0500

I have recently come across a web site that deals with all things Ninja; swords, armor, knives, etc....(and deals with other misc. things), it is free to sign up, and it is also is very Affordable. For those of you out there who are interested, the web site is called www.trueswords.com, I have seen the future and it is great. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish my Come Come Paradise book, see ya

wHO WOULD WIN IN A RELIGIOUS KNIFE FIGHT?

penisbot360 — Thu, 24 May 2007 14:33:02 -0500

I was at work the other day and suddenly I wonderd, Who would win in a knife fight between Buddha, God and a ninja?

ninjas ,ninjas and again ninjas

fokofokofoko — Wed, 23 May 2007 20:21:24 -0500

hi everybody i am a ninja like you so i think hire you can ask about everything you want

I'm a NINJA

Louis Big LOUster — Wed, 16 May 2007 17:06:54 -0500

hi
I'm a Ninja

emo kids

exile222 — Thu, 10 May 2007 23:34:14 -0500

its funny me and my firend saw some emo kids crying we asked em y there were crying they said 1 of our friends killed him self so were like 1 down 50 more to go they tryed to kick our asses but they ran when i hit them in there shoulders with several jabs

Anti-Pirate Activities

arishkage — Wed, 9 May 2007 01:38:57 -0500

Well, I convinced some of my friends to go to the opening night showing of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 while dressed like ninjas. The plan is to cause mass confusion and chaos, and sow discord in the ranks of our enemies. I recommend that anyone who is able do something similar. Wakarimasu? Hai...

What about the Robot Ninja's?

bobinja — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:55:56 -0500

Dear AskANinja,

Domi Arigato Mr. Ninjato. Like you, as a Ninja I have seen and done it all and there is almost nothing in these dimensions and universes that I fear... except for the Robot Ninja's. I was traveling forward through the dimension of time for a little R&R. As I was materializing, at my destination in the year 4303, I noticed a black shadowy figure advancing towards me. Naturally, in my mind, the only thing that could possibly sense my arrival was another Ninja. I was right, it was another Ninja, a Robot Ninja. I took all of my power and skill just to avoid every attack this master machination had to offer. I used every weapon known in existence and even some that don’t. Nothing could scratch or put a dent into it. In an act of desperation I used my patented ten-finger grasp of death and spirit warped this metal maniac to the nearest black hole. Exhausted and completely drained of energy I collapsed on the ground victorious. I had met my equal and defeated it. And then the ground started to rumble, as I looked up I gasped. Charging toward me were a hundred thousand more of the same Robot Ninja's. With the last of my energy I dematerialized to enter the dimension of time and just as I finished I saw a hundred thousand swords slice through my ethereal body. As I moved backward through time I didn’t sense any of the Robot Ninja's following me but I fear that I may have shown them the way. May the Ninja Gods help us all if the Robot Ninja's ever find their way to our time.

Sincerely,
Bobinja

class

ninja333pirate — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:08:41 -0500

they shoud put ninja pirate and pirate ninja up on the class ninja list for those of us that are ninja pirates and pirate ninjas

Mythbusters Ask A Ninja

DiscoveryNetworkTV — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:58:16 -0500

The Ask a Ninja ninja tells the Mythbusters what they should really know about ninjas. He is also convinced Jamie is a robot.

Ninja Movies >.>

Ninja Nazi Terrorist — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:26:49 -0500

We actually started thinking it would be fun not to do the videos (not enough ninjaness around where I live). SO here is what we think would be fun.

Cotton-Eyed Ninja (Line Dancing Ninjas :P)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Ninja
Ninja Hustle
Bruce All-Ninja
Ninjas of the Caribbean: Curse of the Budda Belly

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